Gaylord Focker's Prayer from Meet the Parents:
Oh... Dear God. Thank you. You are such a good God."
"You are thoughtful. Kind. Gentle. And... accomodating. God. And we thank you, oh.... sweet, sweet, Lord... of hosts. For the... ah... smorgasbord you have so aptly laid at our table this day. And each day. By day. Day by day, by day."
"Oh... Dear Lord. Three things we pray to thee. To see thee more clearly. To hear thee more dearly. To... follow thee... more nearly. Day, by day, by day."
"Amen."
"You are thoughtful. Kind. Gentle. And... accomodating. God. And we thank you, oh.... sweet, sweet, Lord... of hosts. For the... ah... smorgasbord you have so aptly laid at our table this day. And each day. By day. Day by day, by day."
"Oh... Dear Lord. Three things we pray to thee. To see thee more clearly. To hear thee more dearly. To... follow thee... more nearly. Day, by day, by day."
"Amen."
Mommy's Prayer from the Schrock House Tonight:
Oh...Dear God. Give me the patience I need to deal with my two year olds temper tantrums over everything because he is overly tired from getting up at 4am this morning.
Amen.
Hahahaha... I love the prayer in Meet the Parents...Hahaha
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